squishymoth:

Bro we are bug girls, it’s ok to scuttle around me, we can touch our carapices. I love you bro

(via taragrimface)

taragrimface:

wackcauldron:

promo me im 24 im autism and transgendered im pondo the witch everybody says im gloomy but i like hip-hop and stuff

if u follow me i will cas t a blessing on u and u will live to be exactly 60 yearts old n_n

(via claypuppington)

lesbianrey:

ally of the year

(via kennyloggins)

ilovemusicalyy:

(via retroactivebakeries)

taragrimface:

i aint never go outside without my anti shrinking harness in case someone tries a shrink me

benepla:

Not to turn mental illness into relatable content but is there anything more hilarious then spending an entire day vamping up to do something like spending ALL day thinking about it and putting it off and dreading it and then you finally, FINALLY do it and it takes 6 seconds and you realize that was your whole day plan

(via mothfurry)

ka1tone:

Through the darkness of future past

The comedian longs to see

One chants out, between two jokes…

Funny walk with me.

(via mothfurry)

glum-slug:

(via bubblycowboy)